some fun facts

you learn some things by the time you're almost 23

• Don't put wine in the freezer, even if you and Steven normally put all of your alcohol in the freezer, because one day you'll open the freezer and it has exploded. 
• Maybe get serious about not buying so many books when you have hundreds of unread books before the creeping nearness of one thousand unread books is staring you in the face, because now it's going to take you actual years to get back to zero. 
• You're right: you don't need a table or a bedframe. But while you might be completely happy living your life on the floor, sometimes significant others who move in with you are not and that's called 'compromise.' 
• The only thing it takes is time, and then you're also dropping forty dollars at Bath & Body Works website every three months, just like your mother.
• When you go a town over for Jurassic Park in theaters for five dollars and decide to walk down to Taco Bell beforehand, every single one of your family members who live near that town will see you, including your brother driving past and your father sending you a text that says, "I saw homeless people sitting on the curb eating Taco Bell" (because Taco Bell's lobby is closed). 
• If you get a coupon on the back of your grocery receipt for free Jimmy's Sticks with a family  sized pizza and forget to give it to the delivery driver, and then Steven calls because, as a delivery driver, he knows how important those coupons are to the kid's tips, and then he says he'll bring it down, sometimes the manager of Jimmy's Pizza will say, nah, we won't take it out of the kid's tips, and also they won't tell you to throw it away, and will explicitly tell you that you can use it again, and then it doesn't even matter that they forgot the marinara sauce.