Why I Like Stupid Shit
I have always been good at school. I have
always been writing, and reading and, if my cumulative GPA does anything for
me, it’s to say that I’m pretty academically smart. I don’t really know just
how true this is (my high school is notoriously terrible, and it’s not really
that impressive to be the valedictorian in a class of four when two of them
have or have had parole officers), but for the purposes of this argument I’m
smart. And I’m an English major—but my favorite author is Stephen King.
That’s
not even the stupidest shit I like, though, because even some English
professors will admit that King’s a good writer. But I like him. I also love
the hell out of those terrible horror novels from the ‘90s—that RL Stine,
Christopher Pike, Point Horror kind of stuff. In addition—my favorite movies
are horror movies, comedies, ones that star Keanu Reeves. I love South Park. The music I’ve been
listening to lately? 3OH!3 baybee. Basically,
what I’m getting at is I am not into things that take themselves too seriously.
And that’s kind of my whole problem with any media. I don’t like pretention and
I don’t like it when things or people take themselves too seriously.
Take
3OH!3 for example. For those who don’t know, 3OH!3 is a electronic, crunk core
kind of duo from Colorado. The members, Sean Foreman and Nathanial Motte, both
have their bachelors’; Foreman in English (with a math minor), and Motte in
some biology shit (and he was accepted into med school). These are obviously
smart guys. They also make some of the stupidest music on the planet. It’s
party anthem style, misogynistic, catchy music. It’s funny. It’s just about impossible to be completely still while
listening to the music.
The
point I was trying to make with this is that these are people who are intelligent.
These are people who could have gone on to be a doctor and, I dunno, Foreman was an English major, but they decided
to make stupid music instead. They decided that joy was more important than
something important, and I can dig that. I really can.
Like
I said—I write. I write novels, mostly. The most fun I’ve had is writing this
splatter-fest called The Horror at Camp
New Woods. Another one that I had a lot of fun writing was One More Sad Song, which is set in 2004
and has a dude-saying, skateboard-riding, closeted gay kid as the lead. The
manuscript features likes like, “The Matrix isn’t real, Kevin,” and a crises
over whether a character really looks all that much like Jake Gyllenhaal. These
things are fun. I’m sure if I wanted to I could write something serious,
something ~literary~, but I don’t give a shit about serious or literary. Even
fantasy I have a rough time with; it’s too serious for me. And are some things
serious? Yes. But if you lose the stupid shit, you lose the joy.
I
love climbing trees. I’m twenty years old, this is just straight-up dumb. But
it’s fun. It’s what makes me happy. And if I can get a little serious here in
what makes life mean anything, it’s gonna be happiness. What makes me happy is
the song “My Dick” by the band 3OH!3 and books by Stephen King about killer
clowns, and I’m not going to pretend it doesn’t because it’s really goddam
stupid. Because to be honest who really cares?
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